Tag: Pizza

UNO Pizzeria & Grill

You Never Get A Second Chance To Make A First Impression. I should have run when the waiter’s initials we’re “B. M.”. Went out to dinner with my youngest daughter and we decided to stop at this restaurant.

This place is NOT an Uno’s. The service is terrible. The person playing host sat us at a table that was covered with water. It looked like someone had removed glasses from the table and left all of the condensation behind along with spilled puddles of water. The host actually stopped, saw the water on the table, thought about (maybe) doing something (like wiping the table off) but instead set our menus down in the water. Now, keep in mind that the restaurant was not busy – there were 4-5 tables and as many servers. Luckily there is a roll of paper towels at each table (maybe so the staff doesn’t have to clean the tables before seating someone else at them) so we picked up the dripping menus and wiped them and the table off.

Strike One.

The server (B.M.) finally came over and took our drink and appetizer order. He seemed about as happy to see us as we had been when we were seated at our wet table. After about 5 minutes he (B.M) wandered back over and wanted to know if “he could get us anything?” (A new server?) We placed our pizza order and waited for the appetizer. And waited. And waited. He finally brought it out and plopped it on the table “Enjoy” and walked away.

Strike Two.

We ate the appetizer but didn’t want to eat too much because our pizza would be coming – (right!?!?!). So we talked and waited and talked some more and waited, and waited, and waited. Finally, thinking our pizza must be coming soon, I asked to have the remainder boxed up. “Do you want me to do that in back or bring you the box?” Holy crap where do you find this class of people? I shook my head and told him to bring me the box. He came back with a box (fastest service of our dinner) and dropped the receipt on the table and started with the “you can pay me when you are ready.” To which I replied “Where’s our pizza?”

Strike Three.

The whole time we were there I never saw (B.M.) move that fast. Now if you have had the misfortune of visiting this restaurant you know that you can see into the kitchen. My daughter and I watched as (B.M.) and another server scrolled through the orders on the monitor. You guessed it. Our pizza order was not there. After many jerky movements (start to walk out of the kitchen, walk back in, stare at the monitor, walk back to the dining room) B.M. started to walk back to our table then thought better of it and fumbled his way to the register and yelled “You had the Numero Uno, right?”

Strike Four?

Wait. You don’t get four strikes.

Damn straight.

It went downhill from there. I can safely say that I will never go back. No apology. No offer to make things right. Google needs to make it so we can give negative stars when we review places like this. The only way this place can stay in business must be due to the close proximity of hotels with an abundance of guests that never return. I did not tip. I am hoping that B.M. realizes that he should not be waiting tables. I am hoping that he realizes that before someone else has to suffer through a meal at Uno’s with him.

Do Not Go There!

I can not recommend it.

Bobanna’s Pizza

Just OK pizza.

I gave Bobannas a try based on another reviewer who claimed it is “a close second” to Maria’s in Oregon, WI (now closed). I was hoping to find a local pizza that could replace what had become my favorite over the last few years. I thought that this may have caused me to be harder on them because I might have been expecting too much. I thought about it for a few days and I kept coming back to one thing – the statement on their Facebook page.

The Bobanna’s Facebook page states “Bobanna’s is a family owned & operated business that takes pride in serving the best pizza pies. Here, every dish is created using the finest ingredients”.

That decided it for me so here goes.

Upon entering the building, that houses Bobanna’s, you will be met with the smell of mildew and a dim dining room that shows it’s age. It does not look like there has been any attempt to improve this. Not a good sign. I was almost happy that it was dimly lit. The only thing that kept me from turning around and leaving was the hope that this would be another Maria’s.

The person working on the night I visited was pleasant and friendly. My order was taken quickly and the pizza was done in about 25 minutes.

After that I can only say that I was left disappointed.

This is not “the best pizza pies”. It is a stretch to say that it was even a good pizza pie.

Most people would agree that the best pizza pies are made with fresh dough that is hand stretched and tossed.

The crust I had at Bobanno’s was a doughy, preformed, tasteless disc reminiscent of cardboard, but not as crisp. If you make the claim to serve “the best pizza pies” don’t opt out of making dough. These cracker-like, chalky, perfectly round, premade crusts, that have had all of the flavor sucked out of them, scream this is NOT great pizza.

The sauce was pulpy, dry, and laced with one of those Italian herb blends that have no place on a pizza. It can be overpowering and keeps the other ingredients from shining.

The toppings were plentiful but nothing special.

The cheese is laid on heavily and may be one of the things causing the doughy crust. The cheese is also sprinkled with the Italian blend of herbs.

The Italian sausage and pepperoni are run-of-the-mill, void of any defining flavor. As you eat the pizza they hint at the possibility of something better – maybe fennel or garlic in the sausage that will elevate it – but do not follow through.

The fresh vegetables seemed fresh (a plus) but are cut at a small dice and get lost in the abundance of cheese. The mushrooms looked fresh and were thinly sliced. I like fresh vegetables on my pizza and don’t mind larger chunks, but that is my personal taste.

As a whole though Bobanna’s Pizza is nothing to go out of your way for.
Even if you are in Albany I would not recommend it. The generic pizza crust and common ingredients make it nothing special. There are better frozen pizzas that you can purchase at the grocery store and will cost you less money.

Also, it does NOT reheat well.

If you want pizza that has character and flavor you are better off at Famous Yeti in Stoughton (if you like garlic) or La Rocca’s in Oregon. You will pay more, but you won’t be disappointed.